Alton Speaks French.

Seriously. We were just sitting here, and I said, "Hey, Alton, what's your favorite French accent mark?"

"aigu."

I said, "Oh really? What about Japanese poetry?"

"Haiku."

"Hm. What's your favorite color?"

"ah. . .blue."

"What's the worst film Leslie Nielsen ever made?"

"Magoo."

I tried to get these answers on cam, but he would only talk "off the record."